Post by Koreon on Apr 24, 2012 10:40:28 GMT -5
LIBRARIUM
Wipe shoes before entering.
Bruva's Zan Orks Keep that place clean. I HOPE IT WILL STAY CLEAN.
Here its catalog of existing relics and veterans of our chapter. New Relic and veterans will be added in time via this post.
Koreon - Alfabusa himself supported my idea and gave me free hand to do it. Most Relics are passing through Chapter Master and Ordo Alfa.
Alfabusa - Yes, indeed!
MOST IMPORTANT YOU CAN GIVE IDEA FOR RELIC TOO IN REPLIES. Finest of relics from your ideas will be added here.
THE VETERANS!
The Veterans is a group of people that have been active for a long time, and/or are people that also actively contribute to the Legion, and are listed as such. HOWEVER they are not the same as moderators, so in all regards, they are normal Legionnaires - just like you or me. The only difference is that they get a little something in return for their activity (Examples of activity is making videos, being active in the steam chat and/or forums, making artwork, etc.).
To become a veteran, one needs to do these things and guarantee to be able to continue to do these same things. After that, you need a veteran or one of the admins/moderators to recommend you for veteranship, and it will be put to a majority vote in a council of veterans and admins, and if the majority favours you, then congrats, you are a veteran! If a veteran has been seen to act inappropriately, or if was inactive for a long time, he/she will be removed from the veteran list, at least temporarily. If it is a permanent removal, that person can get his veterancy back by being active and nice to people, repenting his sinful ways in the eyes of the Emperor.
Veterans (sequence is most Random)
1 Shnooze
2 FiDo del castro
3 The God Emperor
4 Kalljethron
5 Easley
6 Turtle_unit
7 Commissar Kyubey
8 Inquisitor assassin
9 Angry Marine
10 Farseer Llyeta
11 Dr.Steak
12 Waroth
13 Tzeentch
14 Ares
15 An Awe-Inspiring Dj grox
16 Duffman 123
17 Dark Avenger
18 Spess Meherns
19 Danswee
20 Koreon
21 Disco Sergent Garrot
22 Prince_Barin
23 Cedim the Webway Cleaner
24 Eldrad Ulthran
25 Necron Techie
26 Inquisitor Amadeus
27 Failsnake
28 Davian Thule
29 Eliphas the inheretor
30 Dr.White Psyker
31 Dr.Sierra
32 Brandon
33 Thunder Psyker
34 SkyDiver Pyralis
35 Apothecary Gorox
36 Lonar
37 Borealic Maiden
38 Bloody Magpie
39 Larry Luxus
40 Choir Master Nightmare
41 Araghast The Pillager
42 Sigvard Steel
43 Havoc Blitzkrieg
44 Magnus
45 Athellenas
46 Sister Connor
47 Sister Skye
48 Stormcloack The Swift
49 KIWI
50 Lord Commissar Wolf
51 Silber
52 flashn00b
53 Lizburn
54 Magos Mechanicus
55 Blood ASP
56 Spaamesh
57 Erich
58 The Fresh Sorcerer
59 Kline
60 Booda the Mad
61 Karl the Deranged
62 Traveller
63 HighZealout
64 Ugnok
65 Bjerne Ironbeard
Company Banners (Made by Koreon):
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Tvelvth Company
BADGES (made by Ares)
Librarium Badge
Forge Badge
Chapel Badge
Apothecaries Badge
1st Company Badge
2nd Company Badge
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'The Bathblade'
-found by: Sergeant White
- A unique Super-heavy assault transport of unknown origin. A gigantic mobile fortress on tracks. It is armed with various counter-plague weapons such as the 'Brush Cannon' that using its needle thrower to shower the enemies with tiny plasma needles. As well as several 'Bleacher cannons' that fire cleaning acid. It is also equipped with a mighty 'Soap Mortar' that bombards the enemy with sanctioned soap.
As Chapter Master Alfabusa suggests, it is best deployed for use against the forces of Nurgle, as it is extremely effective at this.
The Bathblade was first found by the Techpriests of the Adeptus Mechanicus. They tried several times to get rid of the monstrosity, because even they didn't want it. It was offered to several Space Marine chapters but all of them refused. Most likely because they would get laughed at by fellow Chapters. The Alfa Legion however, accepted the gift gladly.
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'The Kitchen Raider'
- The Twin-spirit of the bathblade, Armed with two devastating sponston-mounted Bathtub-cannons, The Laundry assault cannon with Mastercrafted Soap-ammunition, and the BALD banner. Recommended in deployments against Nurgle troops. The Kitchen Raider is the courtesy of Master Lord Heresy Chief Librarian Waroth.
'The Main Cannot'
-found by: FIDo Del Castro
- A cannot held secret by the chapter. It uses a Chapter baldness as ammo and is supposedly designed for taking down Craftworlds, though has never been tested.
'The Sacred Toasted Sammich Maker'
-found by: Sergeant White.
- This was a long lost relic of the dark ages. It was found by Dr. White during his searched through the battle-pubs attic one boring wednesday afternoon. With its mighty titan class plasma-heated toasting plates, it is capable of making meals so fulfulling and tasty that even a astartes will be satisfied for several days. The machine spirit itself makes sure that the toasties it creates are perfect.
All attempts by the Adeptus mechanicus to procure the device for study have failed, as White refuses to release it stating "Slaanesh off, its mine".
'The BlumMasta'
-found by: Received by Disco Sergeant Garrot from Techpriests of Mars.
- A modified Blastmaster cannon, purified to only play the approved words of the mighty Steve Blum.
'The Sword-Russ'
-found by: Commissar Lord Dave
- A Leman Russ variant with all of its ranged weapons replaced with Chainswords. It is manned only by Commissars and is currently in the possession of Librarium.
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'Disco-Titan Pubbus'
-found by: Received by Commissar Lord Dave from Collegia Titanica.
- A Warhound titan gifted by the Collegia Titanica and modified by the chapters Techpriests to incorporate a powerful Sonic Weapon Electric Guitar. It is also outfitted with a DDU (Disco Dance Unit) that overrides the titans Movement-cores and allows the titan use devastating dance moves against the enemy.
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'The Land Raver'
-found by: Lord Steve Blum The Inheritor
- A strange Land Raider with Sonic Weaponry found one Thursday evening when the Alfa Legion was purging heretics on a planet near the Eye of Terror. Techmarines of the chapter have tried purifying it, but resulted in one of them going insane. According to the Techmarines it can only be piloted by Noise Marines.
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'The Levitating Soap Stand'
-found by: nginferno
- Allegedly found by a certain chaos sorceror of the chapter, it is as its name says, a soap stand that levitates. Used to refuel and supply ammunitions to the various vehicles of the chapter in combat situations. Also has a built in lascannon.
'The Plasmelta series of Firearms'
-found by: Forged in the chapter for Capitan Earndil
- A Series of weapons created by the unholy union of a Plasma Pistol and a Melta Gun pistol, their offspring are as dangerous as they are colorful, being able to fire armor-piercing charged shots, as well as simulataneously firing a hot wave of melta. Captain Earndil is credited with the construction of this weapon for as he says "Well, Plasma looked kinda lonely since his wife left, so I took him to a pistol brothel and hooked him up with Melta. Eh, might've ended in his ex-wife's death, but honestly, it was worth it for these little beauties."
'Key Sindri'
-found by: Gifted from Gabriel Angelos to Alfa Legion.
-Its powerfull artifact which gain power when someone say "SINDRI". Given to Chief Librarian Koreon from Gabriel Angelos after his victory on Tartarus.
It was confiscated by the Inquisition and is rumored to hold power of time, but only when the chaos sorcerer Sindri is involved. When you push a button on his back, Sindri sighs and responses with "...Yes, my lord?..."
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'Sacred Jam Thrower'
-found by: Chief Librarian Koreon.
-Holy and Sacred weapon, once obtained by Capitan Elohssa. According to the imperial archives, Elohssa used this weapon against Necrons to slow them down so much that practically they wasn't moving.
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'Plastic Halo'
-found by: Chief Librarian Koreon.
-Chaplain Varnus and his Ultamarines was pinned down by heretics. In his last breath, veteran Kuhntus rise this recycle ekological Halo, and activate power shield so his living brothers can escape.
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'Power Nailfile'
-found by: Chief Librarian Koreon.
-Chaos demon was tearing apart walls of White Scars stronghold. Suddenly lonley champion jumped from walls and with this powerfull artifact, he filed claws of deamon stopping him from destroying fortification.
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'Borealtus Missile'
-found by: Commissar Wolf
-A superweapon that turns anything on a planet Bald, and makes them act foolishly. Generous gift from Borealum. Making one cost So Slaaneshingmuch $, its only one in whole world. After making it everyone in Imperium for 70 years ate sandwiches with bread, and Imperium cut Guradsman power to thier las guns and they was forced to throw bananas at the enemy.
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'Bald Forcesword'
-found by: Ares
-It is like a regular Force Sword, but it empowers the pysker weilding it Immensly. With it psyker can annahilate entire small armies and destroy Titans. There are only two Bald Force Swords in existance(Both created by Ares), one wielded by Koreon, the other by Ares. (THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEREUS GIFT ARES).
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'Lag Sword'
-found by: Ares
-The Lagsword is Ares personal Chainsword. Ares warped around so much with it that it got affected by the warp and slowly, it gained the power to lag behind real time.
'The portal box'
-Found by: Various
-Discovered by some Alfa marine, stolen by the Inquisition. This Adamantite box is in fact a portal to one of two location. Maccrage, the Ultramarine's Homeworld and Aisadews, a world that looks like Swedasia, only everything about it is revered.
-This device is powered by Astartes pattern Tears. Xeno tears may cause the box to lead to the xeno homeworld.
'Pearis Borealus tree'
-Found (planted in Librarium) by: Borealic Maiden
-Pearis Borealus tree is only one type of tree that grows on Swedesia. Its Hard bark gives it abbility to withstand Baneblades pressure from all sides. The fruit of a Pearis Borealus tree is among the only vegetation that grows on Swedesia (as dictated by Alfabusa). The fruit gives the consumer the power of the BAHLD and the FUS NOH BALD.
'Kroot sausage'
- Found (recipe invented) by: Koreon and Doctor Sierra.
-Kroot Sausage is Sausage made from Kroots fed sausages. On Judgement of Harrion Chief Librarian Koreon (as scot) and Doctor Sierra invented this recipe. As kind of Polish Sausage they are made on Polonus Prime.
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'Holly Pillow'
-Found by: Cedim
Found by Cedim allow holder to sleep everywhere. Of course Cedim don't need it to sleep everywhere but its perfectly hard.
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'Five-linked ⑨ Flamer'
-Found by: Kalljehtron and Captain Cirno.
It's special flamer that instead of Burning, Freezes opponent. Good to freeze Vodka, Bear, Ice, Creams, And hippies.
'Angrychu'
-Found by: Angry Marine
-His angry f[Ordo Alfa Cenzored this Slaneesh Heretical Word]k ferret likes c[Ordo Alfa Cenzored this Slaneesh Heretical Word]-punching heretics and sticking large objects up xenos assholes, also he likes dry-hump my leg on his free time
the is simply an angry pikachu with a powerbat(his powerbat is extra powerful since he also uses his electricity to power it), and his stripes are angry-red
he was obtained as a gift from ultrasmurfs during a pokemarine match (although ultra-s[Ordo Alfa Cenzored this Slaneesh Heretical Word]s have no record of this incident, they also recovered a picture of what seems to be their man knocked out on the ground with angrychu's ballsack on their forehead)
he would be considered a xeno abberation by the inquisition but when you ask why AngryMarine keeps him as a pet the only answer AngryMarine tends to give is 'F[Ordo Alfa Cenzored this Slaneesh Heretical Word]OFF C[Ordo Alfa Cenzored this Slaneesh Heretical Word]K NUGGET, OR I WILL STICK CHAINSWORD UP YOUR ASS' followed by a ferocious kick to you nutsack
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'Alfa Mine Turtle'
-found by: Spaamesh
How about the AlfaMineTurtle It forces Xenos (and stupid Marines) to step on it with its cute looking face and its Battle cry is Hellllo
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'The Chastity Codpiece'
found by: Bruva Goose
A codpiece, while giving of the impression that the bearier has a massive man-cannon, cannot be unlocked once put on. Also acts as a warp nullifier, but gives maximum potection for Slaneshii demons and tentacles. Notes from chief Librarian: I don't know what codpiece is but At least it doesn't sound like cannon so i've put it here. GOD SAVE DEH APPLES !
Can only be unlocked when the bearer bathes in Bro-Grox tears.
'Plot-sword'
-found by: Ares
It is like a Deamon Sword exept of one thing; it's whispers can drive people crazy, and I can garantee it because it tried to drive me nuts.
ARES MEMORIES (Propably lies but...)
When I found the Relic, I took it by the handle, not knowing what it is capable of.
As soon I took it, a strange thing went straight into my mind, ignoring my mental wards and defences. It said to me; plot twist! Alfabusa was a grox all along! All of a sudden, I was in the forests of Swedesia, and I saw something....Heretical, terrible and quite, quite mad. I saw Alfabusa walking through the Forests of Swedesia. Then he stopped and took his helmet off. What I saw.... is a grox head instead of a human's head. I screamed NO! Then I was back were I was, with the Sword on the floor. Somehow I forgot about it and dropped it. I maneged to get it to the Librarian with the help of teleportation (I would not touch the damned thing again, it nearly drove me mad) and secured it in a heavily guarded vault, with Protecting wards. Emperor Protect us should somebody crazy enough gets a hold of the sword, and somehow control the mad deamon within....
'Dreg Blade'
-found (made) by: Inquisitor Magnus
First specimen of Chain duel polearm. Very powerfull (and cool looking eh?). This Specimen is filled with power of Choir Master Nightamare. Currently in hand of Inqusitor Magnus.
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'Warp Sucker'
-found (made) by: Inquisitor Magnus
It looks like simple vacuum cleaner, but it can suck warp and destroy it. It can also contain warp for study. Its usefull against Kaos, Wahp, Spidahs and dogs which arescared with sound it make.
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'Box of infinite refreshments'
-Found by: Eldrad Ulthran
Box of infinite refreshments Is usefull when your internet is slow, or you waiting for e-mail. Its only thing that can take Lag Superpowers from Ares.
'Hairgel Hammer'
-found by: Ares
Ares Have " found" an alfa legion relic.....in the Blood Raven's Librarium while they are sleeping. Suckers!
. It is called the Hairgel Hammer, it basically temporarily gives the weilder hair that is simular to captain Hairgel's hair, thus giving you immense power(also temporarily.....is it something with us Alfa legionares and hair or wat?) for 5 mins until the hair is gone and itbecomes a regular Thunderhammer until charged up again.
' Ares watch'
-found by: Koreon
Now quickly make that relic, before we find out that it was stolen.
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'Brick'
-found by: Koreon
If you like it, if you love it put a Brick on it. I found it in castle in my journey, to capital city of Polonus Prime. 10 minutes after I took it, the castle collapsed. I had much luck eh?
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'Plastic Castle'
-found by: Ares
I have found another Artifact. it is called the plastic castle. It is basically a huge plastic castle, which is indestructable to most weaponry. Ok, enough said, I am going back to my plastic castle.
WAIT ARES WAIT I NEED HELP WITH THIS... and he's gone.
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'Spam equipment of Spaamesh cultists'
-found (created) by: Spaamesh
1. (The Spaam Can luncher) its a modified Phy cannon that fires Spaam cans at a high rat of fire they also explode and cover the chaos foes in spaam making them have a allergic reaction to it
2. (The Spaam thrower) also modified from a flame thrower which fire out super heated Spaam also has similar effects to the luncher but it makes the foe turn into a meaty goo
3. (Hairatanium Helm) a mysterious Metal which i found in the fields of solidtude on a meteorite it seems to grow a hair like metalic substace which i have made the helm have a beard
4. (The Spaamaster tank) it is a prototype Baneblade instede of the normal 11 barrels of hell its guns have been tripled and tri linked so it has an increased fire rate
5. (The Nokiaxe) An axe made of some of the rarest and oldest technology made into a devasting weapon.
'Bluminator'
-found by: Magnus
Magnus found it while beeing drunk and brought it to Librarium. There everyone shout "DA FUQ IS THIS SHIT?" Then I took wise books and all knowledge of the chapter, study it and shout "STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT DA FUQ IS THAT SHIT!" So we make relic of it (Hope it isn't bomb).
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'The Extradimensional Transportation Engine'
found by: Havoc Blitzkrieg
A device that allows us to travel to another Dimension. It's original purpose is to transport matter through space and time via manipulation of Chonotons, effectively Altering the timeline, thus removing the risks of teleportation by warp-based methods. It could allow transportation to another dimension
Ballreale
Found by: Unknown TOTALLY NOT GUNNER
-It appears to resemble Indrick Boreale curled up into a vague ball shape. A Ballreale will keep rolling no matter what it hits once released, though it will come to a stop once it reaches flat ground due to still being affected by inertia and gravity. Theoretically you could fire a Ballreale straight though a planet, as the planet would simply be an object in the way. Any person hit by a Ballreale will be knocked out of the way and lose all their hair.
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'The Alpha power'
-found by: Ares
Fist appears to be a normal relic powerfist, but when tested, it strikes with the speed of a power sword or simular, while still capable of delivering crushing strikes on the foe. I am glad to have checked for more of it's capabilities, for it bestows upon the wearer to activate some latent ability I would call "Thunder lock".
When I tried it, my power armor is locked in place, a shield appeared around me, and several servitors that were too close to me were sent flying through the wall. In order to activate Thunder Lock you only need to have the power fist's nuckles hit the gound not so hard.
'The Alpha melta-pistol'
-found by: Ares
This Pistol is a curious weapon. if the proper rights of activation were done, it can enter a state were the melta shots are just as effective as shots coming from a Multi-melta, so it is good when you need to destroy a vehicle from Range.
I am glad I have found these relics, and if possible, I would gift them to Alfabusa himself, hopefully he will have use of them
'Baldtex grenades'
found by: Waroth
They are like Vortex Grenades, They tear open a rift to the Bald-warp, where all victims exposed are rendered bald. These grenades we mainly employ versus our arch nemesis The Harigel-Marines
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'Steve Blum Power Scythe'
found by: Ares
Ares have found this while purging Swedesia of Chaos Infiltrators (completed the purge sucsessfully). It appears to be a Chaos Artifact of some sort but....it is weired. Never seen it's like before.
It appeares to be a Power scythe of some sort, but not only it can cut through any realspace material like a knife though paper, it corrodes all metal it touches and poisons all flesh likewise. It would not be nice to get cought in it's striking distance.
ARES MEMORIES (Propably lies but...)
Also, upon closer inspection, I found out it's other abilities. Anyone who wields this weapon will get Super-fast superficial Regeneration, and it extends to power armor damage too.
'Soupnought'
-found by: Magnus
Its powerfull dreadnought which shoots soap. Usefull against Plauge Marines and Nurgle Deamons... and hipster which think that bath is too "mainstream". However DO NOT USE IT AGAINS Nexus.
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'Steakinator'
-found by: Dr.Steak
It's inator that turn all planet too huge steak allows Steak to eat it. Like now he took it and say he goes to Supper cause he is hungry. What is this huge ray from the sky?
The Steakinator is a Capital-rated weapon, a replacement for the Bombardment Cannon mounted on Space Marine strike cruisers and battle barges.
Its function is to change the entire food supply of a planet into Steak by utilizing an Exotic Metaparticle to change the molecular structure of food. The weapon also has an "Exsteakinatus" setting, which has never been used, but which techpriests theorize, turns all inanimate objects on a planet, into steak.
The weapon's first known use was on the Planet of Ghandi IV, by an enraged Doctor Steak, who, upon witnessing the Shunning of the Glorious meat by the Vegan population of the planet from this , used the weapon upon the planet, transforming all forms of Vegetation, into Steak. Despite the death of 37% of the +planets total population, the remaining population was transformed from Vegan panzies, into a race of savage Viking Berzerkers. since then, Ghandi IV has become one of the chapter's Recruiting worlds.
'Wahp Claw'
-found by: Magnus
Its for psykers and anyone crazy enough to use it. It can shred trough most metal and uses warp lightning instead of regular lightning, side note this weapon was built with psykers inmind the buttons on the panal do numous things from playing music to opening protals to anywere the wielder can think of it can also inter grate flammer units into it.
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'Matt Hat'
-found (STOLEN) by: Koreon
Its Hat of Matt Ward Stolen from him at visit on Ultramar. GUESS WHO STOLE IT? ME! It took long time to repaint and make it Alfa Legion style from ultramarines Style. BUT I MADE IT AND NOW I'M WEARING IT. Well untill Ward will know that I stole it.
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'CocaineBlade'
-found by: Seraphim Sister Skye, Borealic Maiden
It is a BEINBLADE that has noise cannons that shoot cocaine from them. Do not use it against the forces of Slaanesh.
'Turtle Fence'
-found by: Larry Luxus and Koreon
Its Fence build from turtles. Its strong, cool and orkz can hide behind it (if you look on illustration, you can find Larry Luxus and his sneaky orkz squad on it). We found it next to some random road in America.
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'Failsnake Watch'
-found by: Koreon
HAHAHAHA. We was stealing everything so...
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'Snadvich'
-found (recipe invented) by: Koreon, NOOBINATOR, Sierra
Its like Sandvich, But its not like Sandvich. ITS SNADVICH.
Doctor Sierra: IT IS SlaaneshING DANGEROUS IF A MORTAL EATS IT!
SNADVICH WILL MAKE YOU STRONG.
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'Banebladeapult'
-found by: Karl the Deranged
It fires Baneblades using a trebuchet like constraption, but instead of a normal weight it is a Valkyrie. The baneblades go up into deep space where it laters falls upon the foe, crushing them into a ball of fire. The weapon was invented by Karl the Deranged, after consuming unhealty amounts of alcohol right after he was kicked out of the Black Legion. Drenched in sorrow he went to the nearest pub and met a Alfa legionare who then said he could join.
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'Cedim's Alfa Legion swedesian cookies jar of consealing'
-found by: Koreon, Cedim, SigvardSteel
Its Cedim's jar. In here he hides cookies, Eldar pornography, Blud Ravens, Friends, Enemies, cookies, more porn... ... and his lunch, when ever sierra is around...
Doctor Sierra: That just means that I can eat more in one bite
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'Surity Peal'
-found by: Koreon and Garrot
Its have been made when we was talking about Purity Seals.
Garrot: Shouldn't be Surity Peel?
Koreon: Nope.avi
Its Peel of banana which makes you sure.
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'Pubblade'
-found by: Duffman
Designed to use alchohol instead of bullets and explosives.
'THE TESLA TANK'
-found by: Wolf
Arkasis Tech-priests have finished my latest EVIL DEVICE relic. It is a Leman Russ, but instead of a Battle Cannon it has two horizontal Tesla coils that shoot sparky-dakka at TEH ENEMEH.
(Official designation Leman Russ Immolator, Arkasis-pattern)
(Why the name is Maroon?)
Cyvilieser
-found by: Magnus
Once used, this missile will render an entire planets population classy and sophisticated.
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'Nexusvision Goggles'
-found by: Spaamesh
As you can tell they are named, after our own Nexus but these goggles are different, they allow you to see the world as Nexus see`s it.
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'Beer Keg'
-found by: Chapter Lord Gunivar
Blessed by the Emprah during his righteous mid-life crisis. Any liquid put into it is immediately converted into the drink most suited for the current user. However....
It is located in Nexus' basement and guarded by his Guard Cats of Pink Clouds of Death.
'Guardsman Sling'
-found by: Galathos the Hairetic
Although imperial guardsmen provide mobile cover for more important guys, i figured that we could use a large railgun that would shoot guardsmen stuffed inside shaped cages. Once the cage have been fired, the guardsman can then leave the cage to distract whatever's around him for a short amount of time.
Of course, the cannon will have to be manned by commissars to ensure that they do not run away from their cages.
'Drakonwulf'
-found by: Wolf
The Drakonwulf is a Reaver Jetbike that has been modified for my usage (THANK YOU 12TH COMPANY!). It is black with maroon detailing, and the small spike underneath the bike has been replaced with a scaled-down Punisher Cannon.
TRY RUNNING NOW, HERETICS........
Why is all text maroon?
COZ Y NOT, MISTER MISTERIOUS ADMIN?
'The Energon Shield'
-found by: Ares
I have been collaberating with the Xenos members of the 12th Company and the blessed Techmarines of our Chapter, and we have developed a relic for the Chapter!
It is called The Energon Shield, and it is basically a braclet that can fit into any arm perfectly, even power armor. When activated it generates a pyschic/energetic Transparent Shield that is not only as strong as a stormshield, but it can change shape of the shield to fit the combat style of the wearer.
I will hold on to this, and make good use of it!
Drakonis Cannon
-found by: Wolf
Its a 900mm siege gun mounted on my flagship, the Gift Of Borealum. It fires a shell with a core of Concentrated Tactical Genius-ery, which means that anyone who isn't killed by the cannon itself faces many inventive deaths, as the CTG warhead turns all survivors into incompetent buffons who can do nothing other than shout "CREEEEEEED!" and make tactically incompetent maneuvers.
THE POWEEER OF CREEEED COMPELS YOOUUUUU!!
THIS IS THE LAST TIMEH I PUT CANNON IN ZE LIBRARIUM
Why is text maroon? Why you will not put next cannon here?
Cuz I can
Devilson power shovel
found by: Spaamesh
Tis but a favored weapon for daemons, said to have used by daemon to leave his half brother with a speech impediment and has a built in speaker so you can charge into BWATTLE to the sound of Rock "You like a Hurricane".
Valia
found by: Wolf
Its a custom, jet-black sniper rifle that Aeron carries practically everywhere. The gun fires higher-calibre shells over a longer distance than a standard sniper, and each shell is imbued with a pathogen that literally melts the target's organic parts. No-one knows where the weapon - or the unidentifiable chemical - were acquired, and there is an odd skull symbol next to the bolt sled. Valia is yet another mystery that Aeron has yet to explain......
Who da hell is Areon?
His new RP guy. (WHUATEVAH IT MEANS)
Helmet of shame (also called Dick helmet)
Found by: Rumor has it this item was "gifted" by Gabriel Angelos Himself.
A modified Mk4 helmet which has been painted pink. A Large Dildo has been glued to the forehead. If a High ranking Marine, such as a captain or Apothecary makes a grave or threatening mistake, they are forced to undergo an act of penance and must wear this helmet. The fighting is always harsh and unforgiving on such Penance task. If the helmet is damaged and the Dildo falls off, the Penance task time is DOUBLED. If the marine finds they enjoy wearing this helmet, a new punishment will be issued.
'Valia'
found by: Wolf
This is my new RP guy, Aeron's, weapon. Valia is a custom, jet-black sniper rifle that Aeron carries practically everywhere. The gun fires higher-calibre shells over a longer distance than a standard sniper, and each shell is imbued with a pathogen that literally melts the target's organic parts. No-one knows where the weapon - or the unidentifiable chemical - were acquired, and there is an odd skull symbol next to the bolt sled. Valia is yet another mystery that Aeron has yet to explain.
WHO DA FUK ARE RP GUYS?
WHO DA FUK R YOU?
OPNICUS MELTA GUN
-found by: Booda The Mad
A while ago Booda found the blessed mega melta, a weapon so powerful when he fired it melted itself along with it's target, which was an emperor class battle ship. I currently only have the goop and he is working on rebuilding it, it might take a while and a lot of duct tape, more on these developments later.
HE PROBABLY LOST IT!
HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY! HERESY!
arcanum triplex/FASTEST TRUCK EVUH
found by: Huller
Ahem, with the help of my loyal necrons, I have created
'The Death of a Thousand Hereteks'
-found by: Magos Mechanicus
HERETEKS
Magos once killed 1000 HERETEKS with it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSu7dTn7Dm4
Any way,
'Swedakinn baker'
-found by: Lizburn
It is used to cook vast amounts of bacon, as one Swedakinn can cook 1800 BACON!. This process is extremely quick, as Swedakinn, with their vast amounts of alcohol on their bloodstream, spontaneously combust when flames get through their skin!
This is a glorious food device, and I shall host barbecues with its amazing cooking capabilities.
'Sacred Disco-dreadknight!'
found by: bubbles
-EVEN IN DEATH I STILL DANCE!
'Necron Refridgerator'
-found by: Huller
I bring you a new relic Koreon, a quite old one: a necron refridgerator, guaranteed to keep your food fresh. now, who wants a sixty-million year old sandwich?
HO SHIT THANKS HULLER!
'Accordion of Powah'
-found by Koreon
When you combine power of this accordion, 'Trumpet of Glory' and 'Clavichord from forges of Mars' - you can remove whatever you want (Chaos, Kebab, Ultramarines), by playing traditional Serbian music -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU (I really got to stop hearing this music in my dreams)
